Caught in the Acts

A widow in her 70s arrived home from church one evening and realized there was a burglar upstairs. "Stop, stay where you are Acts 2 38" she yelled. The police arrived within minutes and as the burglar was being cuffed the policeman asked him "what made you stop the burglary?". The lady only quoted scripture to you. "Scripture" snorted the intruder, "she said she had an axe and 2 38s!".

A great joke from Les, thank you.

Acts 2 v 38 reads "Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."